Bethany & Jayme are on the cover of the inaugural edition of "Interracial Couple Magazine."
Excuse the baby talk-ifying of the word “friends,” but I spent last weekend with my good pals, Bethany & Jayme, and their four-month-old Lulu. She’s their first baby and my first baby friend. Friendship was solidified two months back when Lulu smiled as she sharted in my hand. That ne’er do well, I’m-the-adorable-personification-of-every-United-Colors-of-Benetton-ad, oopsie-with-a-wink smile. Granted, she was wearing a diaper and a onesie, so she didn’t literally shart in my hand, but if you’re within a ten-foot vicinity of a shart taking place, you can get your Meredith Baxter-Birney on and claim to be the victim of said shart. Thems the rules. Continue reading
button.); “Oooh, what are you eating for lunch?” (Stop playing. It’s just Quiznos. I’m lucky if they even used Boar’s Head meat on this sammich.); and “Do you have any plans for the weekend?” (Ugh, can we just not talk in the elevator or in life? Thanks.) Well, the 
