Before I start today’s post, I just wanted to update y’all in case you were wondering (you weren’t), but yes, I did totally try and see if Chris Gaines’ album is available on Spotify yesterday (it is not).* That action has officially dethroned my previous lowest low, which #TMIAlert after my flight arrived in Ohio, I dropped a deuce in the airport bathroom, then bought a Cinnabon, ate it on the cab ride to my parents’ house, which undoubtedly made me poop again shortly after arriving to my parents’ house (btdubs, if my boyfriend is reading this, I don’t poop. Love you). Anyway, the following GIF best symbolizes that experience:
The horrified Asian girl is me having an out-of-body experience where I left my body and watched myself (the calm Asian girl) standing in the Cinnabon line. Don’t do it, Blar!!
Moving onto today’s issue. Quentin Tarantino, after three long years, is finally releasing his latest film Django Unchained, a Blaxplotation/Western mashup starring Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz, and Leonardo DiCaprio. The movie centers around Django (Foxx) who, with the help of his mentor (Waltz), becomes a slave-turned-bounty hunter and sets out to rescue his wife (Kerry Washington) from a Mississippi plantation owner (DiCaprio). Let’s check out the teaser trailer:
