Y’all, the Olympics are done-zo. So now, I have to go back to the gym instead of pretending that eating chips and watching some Chinese dude jump over hurdles counts as exercise. Life is hard, ain’t it? Anyway, I don’t want to let go of the Olympics just yet, so as a final goodbye, I’m counting down my ten favorite moments while listening to Will Ferrell’s rendition of Dust in the Wind:
#10: Helen Mirren power walking past a slew of bitches like a boss:
This is what you do at work when you have to go to the bathroom really bad. You’re like, I don’t give an eff that everyone knows I have to pee because I’m still gonna hold conversation with each and every trick that I pass on my way to the bathroom: “Hey, girl.” “‘Sup, girl?” And, “Order me the #7 from Qdoba. There’s money in my purse. I might be gone for a minute.” #WorkItHelenMirren
